Reasons Traditional Health Clubs Suck #438
Maybe this has happened to you.
Perhaps it has happened to one your loved ones.
Either way, to a fault, its gravity’s dilemma, and health club owners, staffers and lucky witnesses should be holding this unconquerable force accountable.
But in a P.C. world you can’t be a material girl and have your cake and eat your shoes too!
Well fuck you I’m eating shoes today Starla!
And I’m going to begin with the ones I use to deadlift #almightydrop #wasthatadisc #icrushoncreatine. When I am finished digesting them and passing said #funkychunky I will create you the greatest caloric blended gut wrenching protein shake of your life Globo-Gym! #howdoesmyinnerliningtaste
Accompanying footage can be seen below, thank you and good night: