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Merry Christmas!!
Today’s suffering challenge celebrates the continuation of a deadly old-age war question of who came first; Santa Claus, or Jesus Christ!
They battle it out every December, each vying for the peoples attention.
One wants all the commerce and wishes to unofficially nudge in on Halloween and Thanksgivings spotlight.
The other wants to continue to control the people’s weekend through a fictitious birthday (likely August or September as historians have noted – but hey, anything for a good selling book and story-line), and continue to divide the world of it’s 2,000 year old-stolen moral guidelines.
Where’s a old-school 7,000 year old Egyptian when you need one to settle this?
Or a dinosaur. Could someone get us a damn dinosaur to weigh-in?
None the less, we will honor Santa today on his 135th birthday.
135 Star Jumps!!!
Because you’re a rock star Mr. Claus!!
Just ask Mrs. Claus.
Unless you ask a Jehovah’s Witness.
Good luck to all, and to all a blood-thirsty, crimson colored, light-saber-battle for the ages!!!
Where is Prince when you need him?
Note: Prince did not celebrate Christmas as he was a Jehovah’s Witness 🙂
Fun Fact: Serena Williams is too!
Exercise Demo from 2010:
If it doesn’t start at 3:32, begin at 3:32 for demo by following this link:
https://youtu.be/kL4cMlaBxSA?t=3m32s
Scene from actual battle: December 2016…. somewhere in Iowa:
Belley Fitness Pembroke Massachusetts